Saturday, March 24, 2007

A London Bus

A London bus is like...

a summer storm

You wait months for a single drop
All of a sudden, the road's aswarm

A London bus is like...
a buzzing busy bee

Its roaring engine pisses you off so
That you wish you could kick it and flee

A London bus is like...
a piece of modern art

Curious tourists flock to admire it
Only to discover it's falling apart

A London bus is like...
a red herring

You follow the timetable and route map
It gets diverted. All routes are erring

A London bus is like...
a misleading Italian signpost

Your heart's lifted when you spot one. Alas!
It reads "Not in Service", but means "Get Lost!"

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You should try Scotland buses. There's one every week.