Evelution

The weekend is here, Thank God
For God created the universe including cod
And butterflies and flowers you sod!
Take a moment and look away from your iPod
You may then see what I said's not odd
You may even go nod nod

It may please you to believe
That your grand-dad was no ape
Your ego; you might like to deceive
Some say 's like feeding it grape
But who cares about those who can't conceive
That from apes we made a lucky escape
For we all descended from gorgeous Eve
I'll let you ponder that and gape
At your ape like features slowly leave
Your physiognomy like a drape
Slowly being lifted causing up-heav'

How did God take over this ode
It began with a weekend code
Suddenly it veered off to Darwin
And his phoney natural selection (read selekshin)
Better be off to me abode
To cook dinner and pack a load