Bloody Spam

*This poem was inspired by a spam message promising me a "penis enlargement patch to make your dick big enough to play football on".*

I am sick and tired of all this Spam
Flooding my email and life span
With filthy messages Goddam!
Wish I could build a gigantic dam
To keep my mailbox looking like a lamb

What use a female as I would have for a patch
For penis enlargement or a Viagara snatch
These would be more of a help for men to hatch
Their sneaky plots to get lucky in a dating match

Most come from bloody Nigerian crooks
Offering millions and setting up the hooks
To catch out greedy morons, the verb's rooks
Been done before, 's out there in all the books
Alas they care for nothing else but their looks