Drive Me to the Moon

I love driving a car I do
Getting behind the wheel without further ado
Makes me feel very powerful
Adrenaline rush, how wonderful
Stepping on the gas gives me a buzz
The trees whizz past me in a fuzz
Then there's got to be a bloody red light
A speed limit or a police patrol in the night
I hate them all because they mean stand bail
Unless I stop or roll a' the pace of a snail
What I'd love most is a highway to the stars
Where I can drive non stop all the way to Mars

Glorious Flip-flops

Time to wear my flip-flops

What a heavenly sensation to the feet

Air, sand, replace socks

Flip-flops are the best Summer treat

Even better than ice chocs

Equivalent to a feet's Summer retreat

Go in them around shops

Buy or not; still good to grab a seat

Rest and fan sweaty drops

Trainers, boots, no need to cheat

Flip-flops are top of the pops

They're defo impossible to beat