A Proper Poem

I thought I'd better have a go
At composing a proper poem
Just felt I should stop a mo
And produce some decent poem
However I haven't a clue how
To compose a proper poem
It is all downing on me now
I might never make a proper poem
My attitude towards poetry's just wrong
I mistake rap for a proper poem
I fire words like balls in ping-pong
Without thinking about proper poem
Proper poem is the last thing on my mind
All I care about is rhyme
I don't think it's a crime
Not to make a proper poem
As long as the poem is mine
It's alright if it's not a proper poem
And therefore I'd be damned
If that ever makes a proper poem

I Always Wear Sun Glasses

I always wear sun glasses
Because the sun never sets
On the British Empire
You must have learnt this in classes
Because History never lets
Britain's fame expire
Of course some Brits are asses
Because their stupid pets
Poo-poo all over the shire

ps: I must thank Facebook for inspiring me with this poem. There exists a group on Facebook named: "I always wear sun glasses because the sun never sets on the British empire". I was instantly enchanted by it.