My ideal man
Does not have to have a tan
Neither does he need to own a van
But I must be able to say he can
Get me water during a hosepipe ban
He must show me he's my fan
Even if I eat garlic Nan
He should know the plan
To make of me his ideal woman
That way I won't have to do a damn
Thing and be free to enjoy me gardan
Or a lovely converted barn
But he must defo be Algerian
Hear me now you daft man!
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
My Ideal Man
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4 comments:
That's fantasti !
you are so talented
can't get enough of this poetry,your pot is top quality obviously
What pot you crackpot! It's Pow - eh - tree. Obviously.
Damn. I'm not Algerian. :-(
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