Transmogrification. Aye!

I learnt a new word today
What a delight!
'Transmogrification' if you may
Needn't fill you with fright!
It simply means change 'ey
With a bit 'o' humourous insight

This new word I owe
To my mate Amina the sweet
Who posted a comment below
A post in my blog the great (read greeeeet in Scottish accent)
From now on I will sow
This word throughout like a fleet
From now on, all will but wow
At my literary talent, filling me with glee!

My thoughts are bright, My thoughts are Orange

Why does my Mum always make me orange juice
Is it because I look like I'm lacking vitamin C
Why does my Mum always tell me am wonderful
Is it because am a moron and she fails to see
Why does my Mum always give me advice
Is it because she thinks am a foolish git who only wants to drink tea
Why does my Mum always buy me things
Is it because she thinks am a loser who'll never be able to afford a pea
Why do I bother with this blog
Is it because am a narcissistic plonker who endeavours to impress thee